Paedophiles Arrested

In other news today, an anonymous tip off has led to the arrest of two local men for multiple accounts of sex crimes against children.

Locals made their digest known as James Andrews (28) and Ryan Collins were taken away by officers of police Scotland. And in this reporters opinion, that disgust is well founded as our sources have revealed multiple counts such as administration of a substance for sexual purposes and storage of sexual imagery.   All of which are centred against class three complainers which we are informed means children under thirteen.

Court proceedings will begin in the upcoming weeks and the envoy will provide coverage as it unfolds.