Ravenscraig Park Polluted

Tragic news for nature lovers today as several hundred pounds of industrial leveltoxic waste has been uncovered in Ravenscraig National Park. It was uncovered by several teenagers playing in the area who have now been hospitalised for burns and poisoning. However this may not be the entire extent of the damage done by this dumping as locals within one hundred yards of the site are
“I saw the woman,” said local Barry Livermore,

“She was naked and crying in amongst all the barrels and her skin sparkled in the moonlight.”

Mr Livermore has been contained in a local hospital and is currently receiving treatment for toxic poisoning that caused his hallucinations. The police are currently seeking leads from the public in regards to this crime.
We will have more on this story soon.